if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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