Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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