I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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