I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i now understand why vodka
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
