im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
