there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
