we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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