i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My dick has a subreddit
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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