Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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