what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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