you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Be still, my beating vagina.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
