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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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