Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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