she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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