You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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