He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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