his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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