i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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