love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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