His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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