THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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