How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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