wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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