It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
