Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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