she was so not down for the gang bang
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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