Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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