I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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