this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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