Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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