Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
operation have a gay friend backfired
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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