So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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