super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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