I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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