Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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