Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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