Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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