Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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