new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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