i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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