On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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