My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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