His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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