I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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