you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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