Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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