i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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