I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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