Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i believe in u and ur pee
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
