On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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