is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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