Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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