no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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