I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize