i permit you to call me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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