your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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