i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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